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Gillette stadium to host massive Jane Austen book club instead of “toxic masculine” football

Exavier Saskagoochie January 16, 2019 0

The shaving products company, Gillette, has released a serious advertisement criticizing toxic masculinity and is expanding the campaign to their...

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Gillette Introduces ‘Ball Blades’ to Help Fight ‘Toxic Masculinity’ via Castration

Googly McMooglyface January 15, 2019 0

The razor giant Gillette is embracing the #MeToo movement with its new line of blades designed especially for excising testes....

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