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Planned Parenthood now offering a FREE Golden Globe award with every abortion purchase

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After Michelle Williams brought the house down at the 77th Annual Golden Globe Awards Show by explaining she killed her...

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BREAKING: Hollywood saddened to hear of Ricky Gervais’s tragic suicide tomorrow

Exavier Saskagoochie January 6, 2020 0

Just 48 hours after Ricky Gervais completely obliterated the condescending, hypocritical, self-serving politically correct Hollywood elites throughout his Golden Globes...

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