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AOC identifies as being handcuffed in pro-abortion insurrection

Jeremy Spoken July 22, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC--Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has identified as being handcuffed during pro-abortion insurrection at the US Supreme Court. As the Daily...

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BREAKING: Bubba Wallace finds burnt cross in NASCAR garage stall

Exavier Saskagoochie June 23, 2020

TALLADEGA--A burnt cross was found in the garage stall of a black NASCAR racer, Bubba Wallace, less than two weeks...

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NOAA: ‘July 2019 imaginary temperatures were the hottest ever’

Exavier Saskagoochie August 20, 2019

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) has released important information, confirming that July 2019 was the hottest month ever...

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BREAKING: Alleged assailants arrested in Jussie Smollett attack

Exavier Saskagoochie February 15, 2019

Two black men, who are apparently FBI officers undercover as white women, were arrested for the hate crime attack on...

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