Alarming 35% of migrants come out as Trans after spending one day in NYC public school
NEW YORK—In a startling turn of events that has left educators bewildered, a recent study has revealed that a whopping...
immigration
AOC: ‘If we just legalize illegal immigration, there wouldn’t be any illegal immigration’
In the ongoing dialogue surrounding immigration reform, it's time we consider unconventional approaches that challenge the status quo. My recent...
KJP: ‘It’s shameful to send illegal immigrants to sanctuary cities that welcome them!’
WASHINGTON, DC—White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre recently made a bold statement about the administration's approach to immigration. In a...
Mayorkas & Blinken’s ancestors also negotiated Manhattan deal for the Indians
In a stunning historical revelation, intrepid historians have unearthed documents proving that the ancestors of Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas...
Chicago Mayor to Texas Gov: ‘How dare you send illegals to my city that openly welcomes them!’
CHICAGO—Mayor Brandon Johnson has issued a stern rebuke to Texas Governor Greg Abbott for sending "dirty immigrants" to his city,...
BREAKING: Irish PM vows to crack down on unhinged extremists who don’t want their children stabbed
DUBLIN—In a stunning display of political resolve, the Irish Prime Minister Leo Varadkar has announced a bold crackdown on what...
If you don’t want your children stabbed, you’re probably a far-right extremist
I don't know who needs to hear this but if you don't want your kiddos gettin' poked with sharp stuff,...
BREAKING: Walls aren’t racist anymore
WASHINGTON, DC—In a groundbreaking shift in policy and rhetoric, President* Joe Biden announced today that walls, once seen as divisive...
BREAKING: Mayorkas splurges on border wall materials he gave away when walls were evil
THE BORDER—In a stunning twist of events at the U.S.-Mexico border, Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas has...
NY Mayor Replaces Statue of Liberty with ‘National Treasure’ Cassidy Hutchinson
NEW YORK—In an unprecedented twist, the Mayor of New York City Eric Adams has announced he has replaced the Statue...
