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Fauci declares ‘I am science’ as he launches new COVID Inquisition Panel

Bubbaken Managua June 10, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—Grand Science Wizard Saint Anthony Fauci has declared what everyone in the mainstream media has known for a while:...

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Fauci to lead new COVID Inquisition Panel

Bubbaken Managua August 8, 2020

The United States Supreme Court today has ordained that any mention of the malaria cure known as Hydroxychloroquine curing someone...

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Fed up with blasphemous ice cream licking fad, local government enlists help from Spanish Inquisition

Earnest O'Connor July 8, 2019

Well, nobody expected this twist. After suffering through years of Facebook fueled viral movements, one small government in East Texas...

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