Skip to content

Genesius Times

The Most Reliable Source of Fake News on the Planet

Primary Menu

Genesius Times

  • Home
  • NewsbeatExclusive
  • Politics
  • Business
  • Science
    • Health
    • Tech
  • Culture
    • Religion
    • Entertainment
    • Sports
    • Lifestyle & Beauty
  • World
  • Subscribe
    • Where to Find Us
  • Support
    • Become a Patron
    • Shop
  • Home
  • Satire That’s Truer Than News
  • IQ

IQ

bidenangry
  • Politics

Joe Biden Reassures Voters: “I Took An IQ Test, And My Results Came Back Positive”

Rafi Metz June 30, 2023

Many Democrat voters have expressed their concerns over President Biden’s cognitive abilities and his mental capacity to run for a...

Read MoreRead more about Joe Biden Reassures Voters: “I Took An IQ Test, And My Results Came Back Positive”
fetterman-cognitive-ability
  • Politics
  • Science

FACT CHECK: Cognitive ability is NOT relevant to holding public office

Jeremy Spoken October 18, 2022

US—Following last week's NBC interview with braindead Pennsylvania Senate candidate John Fetterman, several posts on social media recently have claimed...

Read MoreRead more about FACT CHECK: Cognitive ability is NOT relevant to holding public office
biden-confused-gun-control
  • Health
  • Newsbeat
  • Politics

BREAKING: Biden tests negative for IQ, experiencing mild symptoms

Exavier Saskagoochie July 21, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC--President* Joe Biden said Thursday that he's tested negative for IQ but will continue to work while in isolation...

Read MoreRead more about BREAKING: Biden tests negative for IQ, experiencing mild symptoms

Listen to the album that's out of this world!

Hot 5 Today

Trending

You may have missed

walmart-juneteenth-icecream
  • Business
  • Newsbeat
  • Politics

Walmart pulls Fried Chicken & Watermelon ‘Juneteenth’ ice cream after backlash

Exavier Saskagoochie June 19, 2025 0
caitlyn-clark-wnba-wwf
  • Sports

WNBA installs new mid-court wrestling ring to help players pummel Caitlin Clark

Exavier Saskagoochie June 19, 2025 0
iran-kebab
  • Politics
  • World

BREAKING: Iran reveals ‘historic surprise’ is actually just a nation-wide kebab festival starting today

Exavier Saskagoochie June 18, 2025 0
boasberg
  • Politics
  • World

BREAKING: Judge Boasberg Declares War On Iran; Sends US Troops In

Robert L. Peters, Jr. June 17, 2025 0
woke-worship
  • Politics

Democrats take a break from worshipping a fentanyl-addict as a god to say they don’t want a king

Exavier Saskagoochie June 14, 2025 0

Genesius Times

We strive to provide the most up-to-date, accurate fake news on the Internet. Our team of journalists, hacks, and starving writers only want one thing: to make you laugh and/or cry. Have a submission to contribute, click here?

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.

This website may feature images that are subject to copyright protection. We believe in and adhere to the principles of fair use as defined in copyright law. This includes the use of copyrighted images for purposes such as commentary, criticism, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. We aim to provide attribution wherever possible and ensure that the use of such images is within the limits set by fair use.

Recent Posts

  • Walmart pulls Fried Chicken & Watermelon ‘Juneteenth’ ice cream after backlash
  • WNBA installs new mid-court wrestling ring to help players pummel Caitlin Clark
  • BREAKING: Iran reveals ‘historic surprise’ is actually just a nation-wide kebab festival starting today
  • BREAKING: Judge Boasberg Declares War On Iran; Sends US Troops In
  • Democrats take a break from worshipping a fentanyl-addict as a god to say they don’t want a king

Categories

Advertising Business Culture Education Entertainment Featured Health Lifestyle & Beauty Newsbeat Politics Religion Science Sports Stories Tech Uncategorized World

  • Seriously. Shareable. Satire.
  • Business
  • Health
  • Science
  • Newsbeat
Copyright © All rights reserved. | Powered by by CoDe.
sponsored