BREAKING: In response to Biden’s quid pro quo deal with Saudi Arabia, Congress to impeach Donald Trump again
WASHINGTON, DC—In response to President* Joe Biden’s attempted quid pro quo deal with Saudi Arabia, Congress has moved to impeach...
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BREAKING: Biden recounts harrowing story of how his son, Queen Elizabeth II, was killed in Iraq
CAMP HALE, Colorado—Speaking near Vail, President* Joe Biden recounted a harrowing story of how his son, Queen Elizabeth II 'lost...
White House: Nuclear Armageddon was always a key part of Biden’s ‘Build Back Better’ agenda
WASHINGTON, DC—White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said today that nuclear Armageddon has always been a key part of President*...
Biden eases fears of nuclear war by posting ‘Nuke Free Zones’ signs around the country
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has allayed all fears of global thermonuclear war by posting "Nuke Free Zone" signs all over...
BREAKING: Joe Biden appoints Hunter Biden to lead investigation of Hunter Biden
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has appointed his son Hunter Biden to lead the investigation of Hunter Biden following revelations that...
White House Forced to Walk Back Biden’s ‘I am the President’ Remark
During an interview on CBS’s 60 Minutes, Joe Biden claimed that he was “the President of the United States.” Biden’s...
BREAKING: Feds may have enough evidence on Hunter Biden to ignore it and do nothing just like they’ve been doing the last 3 years
WASHINTON, DC—Federal law enforcement agencies say they now may have enough evidence on Hunter Biden to absolutely ignore it and...
BREAKING: Zelensky wins Nobel Peace Prize for refusing to negotiate peace
OSLO, Norway—Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has won the 2022 Nobel Peace Prize for refusing to hold peace talks with Russia....
FBI opens investigation into Kanye West for allegedly being a black white supremacist
WASHINGTON, DC—The Federal Bureau of Investigation has opened an investigation into Kanye West for allegedly being a black white supremacist,...
Here Are Other Times Biden Recalled Stories That Never Happened
President Biden has this strange tendency of recalling stories that never actually happened. No one’s exactly sure what processes are...
