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Trump Confirms Reflecting Pool Filled With 100% Ethically-Sourced Liberal Tears

Exavier Saskagoochie June 5, 2026 0

WASHINGTON — Former President Donald Trump confirmed Thursday that the National Mall’s Reflecting Pool is now filled entirely with liberal...

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Punxsutawney, PA – In what has become an annual tradition of political prognostication, Punxsutawney Phil, the world's most famous groundhog,...

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For hundreds of years, researchers and explorers have failed to find evidence of water on the Moon. But just recently...

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Jonathan Johnson had had enough. After spending a typical Sunday morning sitting on his couch while watching liberal mayors and...

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