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GOP to hold hearing to determine why nothing ever happens after their hearings

Exavier Saskagoochie January 14, 2026

WASHINGTON, DC—Republican lawmakers have scheduled a hearing to determine why nothing ever happens after their hearings, sources say. "We have...

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BREAKING: Congress votes to move US-Mexico border wall to Ukraine

Exavier Saskagoochie December 8, 2021

In a bipartisan vote, the US House of Representatives voted to send the border wall between US and Mexico to...

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BREAKING: Congress votes to protect Syria’s border but not the US border

Exavier Saskagoochie October 17, 2019

In a bipartisan vote, the US House of Representatives voted to reject President Trump's removal of US troops from the...

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