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Mayor Lightfoot explains why her haircuts are essential and yours aren’t

Justin Case May 7, 2020

Mayor of Chicago, Lori Lightfoot, has ordered a Chicago lockdown and all hair salons to close. However, as she recently...

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New Chicago Mayor to ‘focus on LGBT rights’ because they solved all that rape and murder stuff

Exavier Saskagoochie April 4, 2019

Lori Lightfoot, Chicago's new openly gay mayor, has declared her priorities for her first term. She is going to be...

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