Mayor Pete takes job as San Francisco Pooper Scooper after failed presidential bid
GT political reporter, I. M Sickadisalredi, has been following Mayor Pete since the beginning of Election 2020. Although only reaching...
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BREAKING: Mayor Pete comes out as a straight black man just in time for South Carolina primary
The Iowa Caucus results are in. Mayor Pete won, maybe, but Genesius Times wanted to know his next move and...
Mayor Pete and Greta Thunberg found to be twins separated at birth
Once again our crack medical reporting team is on the move. Through our diligent research we have uncovered another shocking...
Buttegieg snubbed by gay community for not being gay enough
Mayor Pete is on a roll. Well, not really a roll but looks like he won the first Democrat primary...
