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BREAKING: Trump team leaves garage pull on fraudulent ballots so that the FBI will finally investigate

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ATLANTA—Frustrated with the lack of action by the FBI in the widespread election fraud cases, the legal team for President...

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NASCAR gives Bubba Wallace first ever win in reparations for slavery

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CHARLOTTE—National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing (NASCAR) has given the mulatto driver Darrell Wallace Jr. aka (Bubba Wallace) his...

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TALLADEGA--A burnt cross was found in the garage stall of a black NASCAR racer, Bubba Wallace, less than two weeks...

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