Ohio

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Ohio officials warn pregnant women not to smoke their legal weed before getting a legal abortion because it may be harmful to the fetus

Exavier Saskagoochie November 8, 2023

COLUMBUS, OH—Health officials in Ohio have warned pregnant women to avoid smoking their now-legal weed before getting a legal abortion...

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Ohio Planned Parenthoods offering free bag of weed with every abortion

Jeremy Spoken November 8, 2023

COLUMBUS, OH—Taking advantage of Ohio's legalization of abortion and marijuana, Planned Parenthood is now offering a bag of weed with...

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Prosecutors charge white lightning with hate crime after it destroyed George Floyd mural

Exavier Saskagoochie July 14, 2021

TOLEDO, OH—Prosecutors have charged the natural phenomenon of lightning with a hate crime after it struck and destroyed a George...

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Buc-ee’s opens first store in Vatican City minutes after cardinals elect first American pope

Exavier Saskagoochie May 9, 2025 0

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BREAKING: Catholic Cardinals Elect Joe Biden as Pope After Mysterious 3 AM Vote Surge

Exavier Saskagoochie May 7, 2025 0

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BREAKING: Trump to rename San Andreas Fault to ‘Joe Biden’s Fault’

Jeremy Spoken May 7, 2025 0

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BREAKING: India bombs Pakistan after they refused to send their ‘bobs and vagene’

Jeremy Spoken May 7, 2025 0

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Massachusetts Judge Bans Trump from Being President, Cites ‘Orange Man Bad’ Doctrine

Jeremy Spoken May 6, 2025 0