Local man dies from plume of neighbor’s disgusting new perfume
Evergreen Meadows, Suburbia – In a tragic yet fragrant turn of events, local man Carl Jenkins, 52, was pronounced dead...
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AOC: ‘I don’t need coal-burning power plants. I get all my electricity from the wall’
People are so stupid. I don't know who needs to hear this, but burning coal is so 2021. We really...
Kamala Harris flies 10-truck caravan to Guatamala to lecture them on climate change
GUATAMALA CITY—Vice President* Kamala Harris flew a 10-Suburban caravan to Guatamala in order to lecture them on climate change. "It...
Democrats fly dozens to Spain to learn about how to pollute less
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced Saturday that she will fly a squadron of Democratic lawmakers to the United Nations conference on how...
Leftists mourn the loss of one of their biggest scapegoats
The Left is mourning the death of inventor and businessman David Koch, who invented such diabolical things as water pollution...
David Koch, inventor of water pollution and founder of the Nazi Party, is dead at 79
The Left is celebrating the death of inventor and businessman David Koch, who invented such diabolical things as water pollution...
