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New ‘free speech’ theater opens in Portland: patrons can yell ‘FIRE!’ if they want

Will Calhoun September 6, 2023 0

PORTLAND—A controversial new “free speech” theater opened in the thriving Portland arts district last night, triggering protests by firefighters and...

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Twitter announced on Tuesday that the social media company had banned thousands of accounts by QAnon users who had already...

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