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Democrats declare party switch to claim Biden crimes are actually Republican
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Democrats insist Biden was actually a Republican when he committed those crimes

Richie Richards October 22, 2020 0

WASHINGTON DC—Unable to dispute or even deny Joe Biden's ties with China and Ukraine, Democratic strategists explained "the parties switched"...

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Exavier Saskagoochie April 27, 2020 0

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