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Teachers unions call for schools to be closed forever so children never get sick again

Rafi Metz February 10, 2021

UNITED STATES—In a joint letter today, many of the nation’s most influential teachers’ unions – from the AFT, to the...

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School admins worried about increase in mass literacy, overall decency among homeschool kids

The Petty Prophet January 30, 2020

WASHINGTON, DC—Officials from the American Federation of Teachers and the Common Core Initiative have released a troubling report that paints...

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Buttigieg wants to replace ‘bigoted, patriarchal’ standard alphabet with gay one

Earnest O'Connor November 13, 2019

Pete Buttigieg has spent some time thinking on how to strengthen the intersectional structures largely absent in the lives of...

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