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Kamala Harris in first post-nomination interview: ‘Big deal! I’ve been shot in the face many times’

Robert L. Peters, Jr. August 16, 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a fiery and candid first post-nomination interview, Vice President Kamala Harris dismissed the recent uproar over...

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BREAKING: VP Kamala Harris dispatched to Europe to ‘sleep with anyone I need to to resolve Ukraine crisis’

Exavier Saskagoochie February 17, 2022

WASHINGTON, DC—US Vice President Kamala Harris is traveling to a NATO meeting in Munich, Germany Thursday to "sleep with anyone I need...

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Willie Brown says Kamala Harris will have no problem entering the presidency through the ‘back door’

Justin Case September 19, 2020

Willie Brown knows a thing or two about Kamala Harris. He dated her over 20 years ago. Of course, she...

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