Willie Brown says Kamala Harris will have no problem entering the presidency through the ‘back door’

Willie Brown knows a thing or two about Kamala Harris. He dated her over 20 years ago. Of course, she was around 30, and he around 60. Without him, she would have had absolutely no career in politics. He was the mayor of San Francisco and California Assembly speaker and gave her multiple political opportunities which she turned into a political career. She is such a detestable two-faced opportunist that without his help she’d have ended up a two-bit ambulance chaser and the female equivalent of Micheal Cohen.

As Willie Brown has testified, “Yes, we dated. Yes, I may have influenced her career by mistakenly appointing her to two state commissions when I was Assembly speaker. Yes we had sex a lot more often than most people but this girl was smokin’ hot. Crazy, no… actually insane, but great in bed so who cares about the other stuff? I mean she was up for anything, or as she put it, ‘whatever it takes’.”

“We had countless all-nighters and she introduced me to positions and entrance points I ain’t never been to before and to this very day have never experienced again. This girl’s got skills and can do things with her body that should be illegal if it already ain’t.”

“As far as I’m concerned she is more than qualified to have her back door used for the presidency. I know for a fact she let Joe Biden smell her for 96 straight hours before he picked her. She has a history of being really flexible, not only with her amazing body but will bend to the will of anyone who is able to help her get what she wants. She is a chameleon wench.”

“I have no idea what Joe Biden offered her but I’d be willing to bet she called him 10 times a day until he couldn’t get rid of her so he offered her the VP slot just to shut her up. She can be a total haunt when she wants something and is like a dog with a boner, I mean bone.”

“Look, nobody likes her and for good reason. I mean I really didn’t like her that much but that didn’t stop her from using me to get ahead just like she’ll be using old Joe. She has absolutely no morals or principles that would interfere with her being president. Let’s just hope Biden gets tired of smelling her between now and November but I wouldn’t count on it.”