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BREAKING: NYPD Chief Turns into Zombie Following Bite From Democrat Councilwoman at Protest

Jeremy Spoken April 21, 2025

Frank DiGiacomo, deputy chief of Patrol Brooklyn South, turned into a zombie after Councilwoman Susan Zhuang (D) bit him on...

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POLL: 86% of Dead Voters Already Regret Voting for Biden

Richie Richards March 2, 2021

Dominion-elect President Joe Biden's approval rating plummeted among one of Democrat's most reliable voter base, the dead.The survey released Tuesday...

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STUDY: 66% of rioters are zombies previously killed by COVID-19

Justin Case May 30, 2020

This coronavirus does things to people nobody could have possibly predicted. We already know it makes you smell funny and...

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New Vaccine Safe Despite Killing 25%

Exavier Saskagoochie October 2, 2018

In a stunning defense of the scientific method and modern medical establishment, Brian Wix, spokesman for the new victus mortuus...

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