POLL: 86% of Dead Voters Already Regret Voting for Biden

Dominion-elect President Joe Biden’s approval rating plummeted among one of Democrat’s most reliable voter base, the dead.

The survey released Tuesday showed that 86% of the deceased disapprove of Mr. Biden’s performance since his inauguration.

Among those described as liberals, 106% voted for Biden in the general election. An impressive 104% of independents and a whopping 109% of dead conservatives also had their votes cast for the current president.

When asked why the drastic decline of support, most participants remained silent. The second most popular answer was, “Braaaaains.”


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