NEW: Tesla rolls out electric F-15 to meet surging demand

AUSTIN—Electric car maker Tesla has rolled out the new electric fighter jet F-15 to meet surging demand after President* Biden said half the country needs one.

The electric F-15s will fly as fast as Mach 7 for over 100,000 miles and fully charge in under eight hours.

Tesla claims it will offer the base F-15 for $18,250,000 and a limited-edition Founders Series for $50,000 more. We have no details on what differentiates the two, other than the fact that only 1000 Founders Series F-15s will be built.

“People have said that an electric fighter jet is just pie-in-the-sky but it’s clear there is a market for these as we’ve filled the initial million orders,” a Tesla spokesperson said.

No vehicle in Tesla’s lineup offers services such as Apple CarPlay, Android Auto, or Amazon Alexa compatibility, and we don’t expect that to change with the F-15.

Safety

Safety is the “number one concern” for F-15 buyers according to CEO Elon Musk. Therefore, unlike the Tesla Cyber School Bus, the F-15 will have seat belts.

Each F-15 will come with enough missiles and guns to take down most tyrannical governments.

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