Thousands of brave progressives drink bleach in order to prove Trump wrong on something he didn’t say


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Thousands of brave progressives across the country have been hospitalized after drinking bleach to prove President Donald Trump wrong on something he didn’t say.

In his daily coronavirus press conference, President Trump addressed a potential treatment using disinfectant to kill the disease.

He said, “And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute, and is there a way we can do something like that? By injection inside or almost a cleaning. As you see it gets in the lungs, and it does a tremendous number on the lungs. So it would be interesting to check that.”

Many brilliant progressives took that to mean Trump was suggesting that people should down a gallon of their nearest bleach or eat Clorox wipes. Several of the really brave ones decided to prove that imaginary theory wrong by doing just that.

They were all hospitalized and died shortly thereafter. Their deaths will be coded as COVID-19 deaths.

“So that you’re going to have to use medical doctors. But it sounds interesting to me,” Trump added.