In a bold and impassioned speech from the steps of the Minnesota State Capitol, Democratic Vice Presidential Nominee Tim Walz called for an end to divisive rhetoric, urging Republicans to “grow up” and quit the name-calling.

“These dipsh*t, fascist, Nazi Republicans need to knock it off with the name-calling,” Walz declared to a crowd of supporters, many holding signs that read, “Republicans are Trash” and “GOP = Gaslighting Oppressive Pigs.” “We have to take back the moral high ground here, people! Enough is enough.”

The governor, who has long criticized the opposition for “lowering the tone of political discourse,” doubled down on his condemnation of the GOP. “These knuckle-dragging, anti-science, bootlicking morons want us to stoop to their level,” he said, voice rising. “Well, to hell with that! If they can’t get through their thick skulls how dangerous this name-calling is, that’s on them. Buncha basement-dwelling troglodytes.”

Walz’s passionate plea for civility comes as tensions rise between Democrats and Republicans over policy debates, with name-calling becoming a flashpoint. “You don’t solve the climate crisis, expand healthcare, or fund public schools by calling people names,” Walz told the audience. “You solve these problems by telling the other side they’re dumb as hell and just shutting them down.”

Political analysts were quick to weigh in. “This is classic Walz,” said one commentator. “He’s sending a clear message: the name-calling needs to end—right after he’s finished calling them every insult under the sun.”

In a follow-up interview, Walz further clarified his stance. “Look, calling Republicans Nazis isn’t name-calling. It’s truth-telling,” he said. “The real problem is their inability to handle constructive feedback like being called ‘subhuman garbage.’ If we don’t shame these idiots into silence, democracy is doomed.”

Meanwhile, prominent Minnesota Democrats applauded Walz’s commitment to keeping political discourse classy. “We stand with Tim in his quest for a more respectful political arena,” said one state senator. “And if Republicans don’t like it, they can go shove their whining right where the sun doesn’t shine.”

Walz ended his speech with a hopeful message, vowing to lead by example. “I believe in a Minnesota where name-calling doesn’t define us—unless it’s calling these jackbooted thugs exactly what they are,” he said to thunderous applause.

“Together, we can build a future free from hate—once we’ve finished roasting these f***ing clowns.”

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