Top Ten least funniest things in the Ukraine – Russian war
10. Orders coming from Russian headquarters are inside smaller orders which are inside smaller orders which are inside even smaller orders…
9. Is it Captain, Major or Major, Captain?
8. Figuring out which end is the pointy end when it says always point the pointy end towards the enemy
7. No racial slurring when everyone is a white guy
6. Gender confusion on who was ordered to reload the machine gun
5. Calling foxhole mate Wachovitz a ‘momma’s boy’ back in boot camp may have been a mistake
4. Snow too powdery for ‘Snow Angels’
3. Is that mine, my mine, your mine, their mine or our mine?
2. All tanks look alike
and the #1 least funniest thing in the war – Bad Wi-Fi in the trenches