Top Ten stupid errors holding up Ukraine’s ‘Fast Track’ EU application

10). Date should be month, day, year; not day, month, year

9). The addendum to the addendum was not attached to the addendum

8). Dues check short $4.37

7). References from Mother Country missing for years ’93 to present

6). Confusion on whether ‘The Soaring Hawk’ is the national song or bird?

5). Credit score dipped a little in recent weeks

4). Number of tanks different every time they’re counted

3). Ukrainian President Zelenskyy’s callback phone is always busy

2). Used blue, not black ink

and the number 1 problem with Ukraine’s EU application – Still waiting for Brexit slot to open


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