OTTAWA, CA—Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has gone into hiding as upwards of 50,000 trucks and over 500,000 people descend on the capital to protest Trudeau’s vaccine mandate.

Trudeau posted this on his social media:

Last night, I learned that there are thousands of angry truckers coming after my tyrant ass. I am following @OttawaHealth rules and isolating in a bunker for five days or until the threat has subsided. My quadruple vaccination is no match for a trucker who wants the right to decide what to put in his own body.

Canadian health officials agree with the US Centers for Disease Control and Promotion (CDC) that COVID is a great excuse to hide from an angry mob.

This picture of Trudeau was sent by a source close to the situation:

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