OTTAWA—Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is moving the funds from frozen bank accounts of the Truckers for Freedom bank accounts to a much “safer and acceptable” account: the Ghislaine Maxwell defense fund.

Maxwell, who was convicted of sex trafficking minors earlier this year “is still undergoing legal battles to clear her name from the heinous crimes she committed,” said Trudeau.

“It is unacceptable to want to decide what to put in your own body, unless of course you’re an underage girl and you were caught up in the Ghislaine Maxwell-Jeffrey Epstein-FBI sex trafficking ring. Then you shouldn’t get to decide,” Trudeau added.

Trudeau has suspended Canadian democracy in an effort to become the #1 World Economic Forum posterboy and his efforts seem to be working.

“Trudeau is clearly in the lead, surpassing even Jacinda Horseface down in New Zealand,” GT World Correspondent Billie D. Williams said.

Maxwell will have at least $500 million transfered to her account this week from the new policy.

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