President Trump announced Thursday that he was calling for an investigation into the investigation called for by Rep. Adam Schiff about the Trump investigation on the Biden investigation in the Ukraine and China.

“It’s clear that there was obvious wrongdoing while these Democrats, specifically Representative Schiff, were investigating my office while we were investigating the Biden corruption,” Trump said in a press conference.

Schiff said that the call for an investigation about the investigation investigation was a, “fundamental breach of the oath of office that I took as well, and so I’m compelled to call for another investigation into the investigation of the investigation of the investigation of the investigation.”

Schiff also asked for help from the Ukraine and China to prove that Trump asked for help from the Ukraine and Chinese governments in order to investigate the investigation, which would be a clear violation of the investigation protocol.

“China should start an investigation into the Bidens, because what happened in China is just about as bad as what happened with Ukraine,” Trump said. “And if Rep. Schiff doesn’t like it, he needs to be investigated too, again.”

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