President Trump has mandated that all hotels replace their Gideons Bible with a copy of “The Coronavirus Bible (Revised Satirical Version) ” in each room during the pandemic. He is mobilizing the military to distribute copies.

“We’re mobilizing our military and other forces but we’re mobilizing our military on the basis that this is an important book. You know, it’s a massive job to get this book out there. Our military is now being mobilized so at the end of the year we’re going to be able to give it to a lot of people very, very rapidly,” Trump said. 

“This is so very important to understand this coronavirus pandemic in the context of the Word of God,” biblical scholar Dr. Nathen Aeus said.

Some were skeptical about the mobilization since the book is only available in electronic format.

The Coronavirus Bible is what happens when a bunch of Christian Comedians get together (virtually) during quarantine to raise money to support those in need.

Containing satirical COVID-19 takes on more than 60 beloved Bible stories and parables, including:

• Genesis 11 – The Tower of Toilet Rolls
• Psalm 23 – The Lord is my Sales Assistant
• John 2 – Jesus turns water into hand sanitizer
• Luke 10 – The Parable of the social distancing Samaritan
• John 6 – Jesus turns 5 toilet rolls into 5,000
• Ephesians 6 – Put on the PPE of God!

This Coronvirus Comedy Bible will not only raise a laugh but also raise funds to help those in need with all proceeds from this book going to charity.

And since laughter is also good medicine, you’ll be doing helping yourself too. Honest.

About Author

Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He’s really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

See author's posts