Trump Releases List of Possible Cabinet Members If He’s Reelected President
Even though there’s plenty of time until the next presidential election, former President Trump released a list of possible cabinet members should he win reelection. Here’s a partial list:
VICE PRESIDENT
Morgan Freeman. His vice-presidential experience from London Has Fallen makes him uniquely qualified for the job.
DEPARTMENT OF STATE
Victor Garber. His diplomatic experience in Argo will be a tremendous asset to the department.
DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE
Iron Man.The days of foreign nations messing around with America are over.
DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
The Justice League. It’s literally in their name.
ATTORNEY GENERAL
Christopher Meloni. Great actor from Law & Order.
DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY
Scrooge McDuck. He’s great with money.
DEPARTMENT OF COMMERCE
Bruce Wayne. Very business savvy. And rich.
DEPARTMENT OF LABOR
Mike Rowe. Nobody works has hard as this guy does.
DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES
The entire cast of Chicago Med.
DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION
Thomas the Tank Engine. Nobody does transportation like Thomas the Tank Engine.
DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY
The Hulk. Strongest guy ever.
DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
Elmo. He’s the best guy for the job.
DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
Batman. He always wins against the bad guys. And we need winners, not losers.
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