Trump Releases List of Possible Cabinet Members If He’s Reelected President

Even though there’s plenty of time until the next presidential election, former President Trump released a list of possible cabinet members should he win reelection. Here’s a partial list:

VICE PRESIDENT

Morgan Freeman. His vice-presidential experience from London Has Fallen makes him uniquely qualified for the job.

DEPARTMENT OF STATE

Victor Garber. His diplomatic experience in Argo will be a tremendous asset to the department.

DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE

Iron Man.The days of foreign nations messing around with America are over.

DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE

The Justice League. It’s literally in their name.

ATTORNEY GENERAL

Christopher Meloni. Great actor from Law & Order.

DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY

Scrooge McDuck. He’s great with money.

DEPARTMENT OF COMMERCE

Bruce Wayne. Very business savvy. And rich.

DEPARTMENT OF LABOR

Mike Rowe. Nobody works has hard as this guy does.

DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES

The entire cast of Chicago Med.

DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION

Thomas the Tank Engine. Nobody does transportation like Thomas the Tank Engine.

DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY

The Hulk. Strongest guy ever.

DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

Elmo. He’s the best guy for the job.

DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY

Batman. He always wins against the bad guys. And we need winners, not losers.

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