President Donald Trump announced late on Monday night that Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) will begin the process of removing undocumented Democrats unlawfully present in the United States.

“Next week ICE will begin the process of removing the millions of illegal Democrats who have illicitly found their way into the United States,” Trump wrote on Twitter. “They will be removed as fast as they come in. Mexico, using their strong immigration laws, is doing a very good job of stopping people long before they get to our Southern Border. Guatemala is getting ready to sign a Safe-Third Agreement. The only ones who won’t do anything are the Democrats in Congress who are here legally. But we’re considering our options in deporting them too.”

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi said it was a travesty. “Those people are a great boon to our economy, but not to their home economies so we must keep them here!”

Trump’s announcement comes after the administration reached a deal with Mexico two weeks ago in which Mexico agreed to stop the flow of illegal aliens headed to the U.S. border and in return, the administration canceled massive tariffs it was prepared to implement against Mexico.

“Trump is only trying to secure reelection by kicking out all the people who can’t vote here legally—just what the Nazis did!” Pelosi added.

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