Senator Kamala Harris of California dropped out of the Democratic presidential race on Tuesday after months of low poll numbers, allegedly because of Tulsi Gabbard murdering her campaign.

Harris returned to her roots as prosecutor by indicting Gabbard for murdering her campaign.

In the July debate between the Democratic candidates, Gabbard took aim at Harris for her prosecutorial record.

“There are too many examples to cite but she put over 1,500 people in jail for marijuana violations and then laughed about it when she was asked if she ever smoked marijuana,” Gabbard said.

But like all good socialists, Harris blamed her decision on lack of money.

“My campaign for president simply doesn’t have the financial resources we need to continue,” Harris wrote in an email.

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