Top Democrats worried about 2020 election interference from millions of American voters

Top Democrats announced today that they are worried about interference in the 2020 election by millions of American voters.

“How are we supposed to run a legitimate election if we have to contend with 60 million plus Americans who are willing to vote against us?” Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi said in a press conference.

The worries stem from a sealed dossier that allegedly has leaked information about the fact that there are millions of people who disagree with the Democrats and will actually vote against them in 2020.

“We’ve both seen very reliable information that points to the absolute certainty that there are a lot of Americans who are trying to move this country away from the socialist utopia we envision as liberal Democrats,” Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said. “We must take decisive action to ensure that these people are prevented from changing this election!”

Democrats are claiming that a move to prevent alleged Republican voters from getting to the polls would save democracy in this country.

“We must save the democracy, even if it means preventing democratic elections,” Pelosi added.


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