A baffling mystery for nearly 20 years has been solved with recently unsealed court documents from the Jeffrey Epstein case. Epstein was the one who let the dogs out in 2000. It was him.

“The Baha Men launched a furious campaign to figure out just who did the deed and we thank them for their tremendous work,” President Trump tweeted. “Now we know who did this evil deed.

Epstein was being held without bail for sex trafficking, but the investigation has uncovered numerous other crimes including letting the dogs out.

The criminal investigation continues despite Epstein committing suicide while on suicide watch.

Millions across the world anxiously await to learn the other atrocities this monster committed.

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