Vaccine passports are a form of ID and blacks can’t get IDs so vax passports are racist

GENESIUS TIMES

Ladies and gentlemen, vaccine passports are racist.

It’s been well established that marginalized peoples cannot, I repeat, CANNOT get driver’s licenses or other forms of identification in order to prove they are who they are to vote. This is all due to systemic racism.

I mean, they can’t even get online, as our dear leader Joe Biden has said:

And, clearly, vaccine passports are a form of identification. They associate a person’s social security and address with his medical status. How are blacks like me who can’t get online supposed to secure proof of vaccination?

Therefore, vaccine passports are undeniably forms of systemic racism meant to oppress people of color and must be obliterated.

I will be putting together a mostly peaceful protest to fight these racist monstrosities shortly.

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