WASHINGTON DC—The super woke 117th US Congress continues its pushing the boundaries of societal norms.

After Democrats removed all gendered terms in the House Rules, Representative Emanuel Cleaver (D-MO) opened up the Congress with a prayer that ended with “amen and awomen” in order to be totally inclusive.

But Cleaver wasn’t done there. He immediately changed his name from Emanuel to Ewomanuel to strike all sexist terminology from his being.

“We need to rid ourselves of the evils of toxic masculinity, just as our spiritual forefather Justin Trudeau has done in America’s hat,” Cleaver said. “Peoplekind depend on this!”

Cleaver, who is a pastor of the First Church of Clownworld, legally changed his name and used the new Gillette ball blades to cut off his own sexist balls.

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