Gillette stadium to host massive Jane Austen book club instead of “toxic masculine” football
The shaving products company, Gillette, has released a serious advertisement criticizing toxic masculinity and is expanding the campaign to their...
Month: January 2019
Gillette Introduces ‘Ball Blades’ to Help Fight ‘Toxic Masculinity’ via Castration
The razor giant Gillette is embracing the #MeToo movement with its new line of blades designed especially for excising testes....
APA declares masculinity a disease; millions of men apply for disability and society collapses
The American Psychiatric Association recently published its guidelines for men and boys, which declared "traditional masculinity" a disease as it...
DNC to Replace 2020 Convention with Two Minutes of Loud, Sustained Yelling at Images of Trump
In a move that some have called "hip" and "with it", the Democratic National Committee will do away with their...
Detective uncovers extreme Knights of Columbus terror plot to “save babies”
The scene can be described as jarring:Â A room full of octogenarians sitting around card tables and swilling beer while...
Governor’s Wife to Go By “First Seal” not “First Lady” in Nod to Gender Equality and the End of the World
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Jennifer Siebel Newsom, the life partner of California's newly inaugurated governor, Gavin Newsom, says she's nixing the...
REPORT: Ginsburg to outlast Trump by drinking from Holy Grail
Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is doing just fine and hopes to live well into the future after a quick trip...
Congressional turd proposes 70% tax on rich for gold-plated sewers
The first-ever living turd to be elected to the US House of Representatives, Chet (@ChetTheTurd), is not wasting any time...
Ocasio-Cortez done trying to sell socialism; skipping to genocide and starvation stages
According to Marxist philosophy, there are several stages of socialism. The first is the argumentation stage and establishing the moral...
Social justice warriors condemn white blood cells for oppressing cells of color
A new trend among self-professed social justice warriors at American universities is a medical treatment aimed at eliminating white blood...
