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Month: June 2019

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Irony of using rainbows for fairy tale cause not lost on local leprechaun

Earnest O'Connor June 3, 2019

As pride month gets kicked off, a type of folk holiday for all the woke Americans to virtue signal towards...

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BREAKING: ISIS claims responsibility for Sadiq Khan

Exavier Saskagoochie June 3, 2019

London is seeing an unprecedented rise in violent crime. As a result, ISIS has claimed responsibility for the disastrous London...

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Democrats consider accepting votes from evil white males in 2020 election

Jeremy Spoken June 2, 2019

The Democrats are seeking evil white male voters for the 2020 presidential election.  According to Democratic pollster Donald Lester, who worked for...

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Children’s movie company to boycott Georgia for saving the lives of children

Exavier Saskagoochie June 1, 2019

Disney's CEO Robert Iger is mad about Georgia's new heartbeat bill which outlaws the killing of prenatal humans once a...

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