Kamala Harris releases campaign Monopoly game in which all spaces are ‘Go to Jail’
Kamala Harris was literally destroyed on the second night of the CNN Democratic debate by several of the other 12,000...
Year: 2019
Angsty pre-teen destroys thousands of expert biblical scholars across millennia with brilliant summary, ‘it wuz all made up duh’
Wylie Marie, of North Dakota fame, just destroyed two-millenia of biblical exegesis in one fell swoop. During a stretch of...
Each Democratic candidate promises to fix Trump’s booming economy
Despite many disagreements during the debates, Democrats have agreed on a few things including murdering children is a right and...
Elizabeth Warren abruptly murders John Delaney in Democratic debate
Presidential hopeful Elizabeth Warren abruptly murdered fellow candidate John Delaney during the first CNN presidential debate. The incident was reported...
Bernie Sanders immediately makes Cardi B economic advisor after seeing her roll around in money
Democratic socialist presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders has made a bold staffing decision after been hounded by logical thinkers for advocating...
POLL: Big winner of latest Democratic debate is Donald Trump
The 2020 election cycle continued this week as the 4 million Democratic candidates converged for a series of debates as...
All 20 Candidates arrive at Democratic debate in one stylish car
CNN is hosting the second set of Democratic presidential debates Tuesday and Wednesday, taking place in Detroit. 20 Democrats will take...
Democrats launch war on inequality from 5-star restaurant in Venice, Italy
Several high-ranking Democrats declared a war on inequality after enjoying an extremely expensive lunch at the renowned Harry Cipriani in...
Baltimore working tirelessly to clean up their reputation instead of their rat infestation
Baltimore residents took to the streets and to social media to clean up their reputation in the wake of the...
97% of climate scientists agree that we only have 18 months to save their jobs
An international body of nearly 100 climate scientists convened by the United Nations have issued a stern warning to the...
