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Month: April 2020

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Modern medicine’s answer to COVID-19: Medieval quarantine

Justin Case April 2, 2020

Every single hour new restrictions are being put in place for the sensationalized COVID-19 crisis. The UK has just considered...

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Realtors in NYC begin selling ventilator time-shares

Justin Case April 1, 2020

It does appear that there are a few truly blazing hot spots where COVID-19 is thriving. Elmhurst Queens, Downtown New...

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POLL: Most people unimpressed with their 30-day free trial of Communism

Exavier Saskagoochie April 1, 2020

A poll conducted by the Pew Pew Institute shows that a majority of Americans are unimpressed with their 30-day free...

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Trump says ‘laughter is the best medicine’ to fight COVID-19; calls for national ‘Day of Satire’

Exavier Saskagoochie April 1, 2020

During his daily COVID-19 press conference, President Donald Trump reported that, "laughter is the best medicine," in the fight against...

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