In response to Biden-Ukraine-FTX money laundering scandal, Congress to impeach Trump again
US—Rocked by revelations that now-bankrupt cryptocurrency company FTX and Alameda Hedge Fund used Ukrainian aid to donate to Democratic political...
Month: November 2022
BREAKING: Maricopa County promises to be done counting votes in time for the 2024 election
PHOENIX—Maricopa County election officials have promised that they will be done counting votes for the 2022 election just in time...
Democrats push Jim Crow 3.0 laws after ‘Jim Crow 2.0’ resulted in record Black voter turnout
US—Democrats are considering Jim Crow 3.0 legislation after being horrified to see 'Jim Crow 2.0' resulted in record Black voter...
BREAKING: NYC celebrates Hochul election by shoving 329 more people onto subway tracks
NEW YORK—New York Gov. Kathy Hochul is projected to win the state’s gubernatorial race, and New York is celebrating in only a way...
BREAKING: Arizona to use Common Core math to ensure the ‘right’ candidate wins
PHOENIX, AZ—Election officials in the office of Arizona Secretary of State Katie Hobbs have explained that they are using Common...
BREAKING: Pennsylvania elects first brain-dead Senator
PENNSYLVANIA—In a major defeat for ableism, voters of the Keystone State have elected the first braindead person to Senate, doubling...
BREAKING: White House denies that denying election wins by election deniers is election denial
WASHINGTON, DC—White House Press Secretary Karen Jean-Pierre said that the Biden administration denies that denying election victories of election deniers...
Winner of $2.04 Billion Powerball jackpot announced after technical glitch
US—A single ticket sold in California has won a world record $2.04 billion Powerball jackpot, the Powerball committee declared following...
BREAKING: Officials may need weeks after election to determine how much they need to cheat
US—Results for the highly anticipated midterm elections may not come for days, or weeks, after voting concludes — and that's not a...
