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Amazon to become a church to avoid paying taxes forever

Gumpers January 1, 2022 1

SEATTLE—In a genius move, Amazon founder Jeff Bezos announced today that Amazon, the world’s largest online retailer will become a...

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Biden awards velvet ropes the Medal of Freedom for saving democracy during Jan 6 insurrection

Richie Richards January 1, 2022 0

WASHINGTON DC- Following its brave defense of freedom during history's darkest moment, the January 6 insurrection, Resident Joe Biden awarded...

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