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Month: November 2023

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BREAKING: FBI awards Ray Epps ‘Employee of the Year’

Exavier Saskagoochie November 4, 2023 0

WASHINGTON, DC—Many Democrats on the January 6th Committee haven't heard of Ray Epps, but that's all about to change as...

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Democrats warn that House Speaker who hasn’t made millions on insider trading is threat to democracy

News That Matters November 2, 2023 0

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shocking twist, Democrats are making waves on Capitol Hill as they announce new criteria for...

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Amid inflation, Millennials forced to ‘rent a vowel’ on Wheel of Fortune

Rafi Metz November 1, 2023 0

Amid staggering inflation, Millennials have been forced to change their financial habits. Most worrisome is that Millennial contestants on Wheel...

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