AOC demands Black Friday be renamed ‘Friday of Color’
US—Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was furious today after she learned that retailers and shopping outlets were still referring to the...
Month: November 2023
If you don’t want your children stabbed, you’re probably a far-right extremist
I don't know who needs to hear this but if you don't want your kiddos gettin' poked with sharp stuff,...
BREAKING: FBI arrest person of interest in Rainbow Bridge terrorist attack
NIAGRA FALLS—In a plot that sounds like a rejected script for an action movie, the FBI has shocked the nation...
Biden: ‘Thanksgiving is cheaper this year thanks to our depopulation agenda’
In a surprising twist of holiday cheer, President Joe Biden has declared that Thanksgiving dinners are more affordable this year,...
Biden Pardons What Looks Suspiciously Like Hunter Biden In A Turkey Costume
In a stunning display of familial solidarity and culinary confusion, President Joe Biden, in what some witnesses are calling an...
This Day In Mostly-Peaceful History: President Kennedy Goes Scenic Ride through Dallas
On this day in 1963, the nation collectively held its breath as President John F. Kennedy embarked on what would...
NY Governor Hochul says students no longer have to think for themselves: ‘We’ll do it for you!’
ALBANY, NY—In a groundbreaking move, New York Governor Kathy Hochul has proudly announced that students across the state will no...
Thousands of Chicago teens line up for Social Security benefits after Nikki Haley ties retirement to life expectancy
CHICAGO—In an unexpected turn of events, former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley inadvertently triggered a mass exodus...
Sacrifice a human and 7 more ways to honor Native Americans on Unthanksgiving
Everyone knows that if you celebrate Thanksgiving, you’re a racist colonizer, so that’s why most woke cultures and municipalities will...
On Trans Day of Remembrance Biden honors all the trans activists who fought in the Revolutionary war
In a groundbreaking move to recognize the often overlooked contributions of transgender individuals throughout history, President Joe Biden marked Trans...
