BREAKING: After finding illegal classified docs at Biden’s think tank, FBI to raid Trump again
WASHINGTON, DC—After finding classified documents at President* Joe Biden's think tank at Pennsylvania University, the FBI will be raiding Trump...
Year: 2023
Local Woman Gets Enough Votes to Become Speaker of Her House After 15th Ballot
LINCOLN, NE—Every two years the Baker family holds elections to see who will become the next speaker of their house....
BREAKING: In response to Brazil’s insurrection, Schiff to impeach Trump again
BRASÍLIA, Brazil—Anti-communist protesters in Brazil have reportedly entered into the facilities where the country’s Congress and Supreme Court meet. They...
BREAKING: AOC says she was ‘nearly murdered’ in Brazilian insurrection
WASHINGTON, DC–Two years after the War of January 6th to the date, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has issued a...
BREAKING: McCarthy wins Speaker vote after finding 150,000 mail-in ballots at 2am
WASHINGTON, DC—In a shocking turn of events, the House of Representatives have voted in Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) after finding 150,000 mail-in...
25 Predictions for 2023
So the year has officially ended and now we’re in 2023. Wondering what’s in store for this year? If you...
BREAKING: Kevin McCarthy saw his shadow this morning indicating 6 more weeks of voting for Speaker
WASHINGTON, DC—Kevin McCarthy's hopes were dashed this morning as he emerged from his office this morning, looked around and saw...
BREAKING: Kevin McCarthy agrees to step aside and let Volodymyr Zelensky become Speaker of the House
After six stalemate votes, Democrats and Republicans came together to to select the great American Volodymyr Zelensky to be Speaker...
BREAKING: New York Renamed ‘New Yawk’ so Residents Will Actually Pronounce the State’s Name Correctly
New Yorkers are notorious for dropping the letter ‘r’ in every word they say. Literally. Like the word lobster sounds...
You can’t ask vax status of someone who died suddenly, just of people who want a job or to eat
I don't know who needs to hear this but it's totally inappropriate to ask the vaccination status of someone who...
