Salem, Massachusetts To Bring Back Witch Trials Following Clancy Trial Debacle
SALEM, Mass. — The City of Salem voted Monday to restore witch trials, citing the Lindsay Clancy case in Plymouth...
Month: September 2026
Trump Promises to Give You Some of Your Money if GOP Wins
DALLAS — President Donald Trump announced this week that he would let every American have a little bit of their...
Carney Threatens to Move Entire Country of Canada to Europe
OTTAWA — Prime Minister Mark Carney announced Monday that Canada intends to leave the continent. “We are not looking to...
Netflix releases documentary on Lindsay Clancy Jury Holdout
LOS GATOS, Calif. — Netflix announced Monday that it has acquired rights to a six-part documentary series focused not on...
‘Trump Can’t Buy Me for $5,000,’ Says Local Man Who Got Experimental Jab for a Free Donut
A local warehouse supervisor said Sunday that President Donald Trump’s proposed $5,000 “dividend,” conditioned on Republicans retaining Congress this fall,...
AOC Asks How 9/11 Victims ‘Died in Alphabetical Order’ During Memorial Reading
NEW YORK — Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Mayor Zohran Mamdani drew complaints Saturday after they were seen laughing through portions...
Yes, Black Lives Matter… Unless They Disagree with Liberals
I need everyone to sit down, hydrate, and stop treating Black people like a mascot you only pull out when...
9/11 Drone Show to Recreate Perfectly Intact Hijacker Passport Escaping Fiery Inferno
WASHINGTON — The Department of Homeland Security on Friday approved a multi-act commemorative drone display for the 25th anniversary of...
NCAA Rules Michigan May Keep Playing Until They Win
INDIANAPOLIS — In an unprecedented act of sportsmanship, the NCAA announced Thursday that all University of Michigan athletic teams will...
Local Wife Poised to Win Husband’s Fantasy Football League Again After Making Zero Moves All Season
US—A local woman is once again the early favorite to win her husband’s 12-team fantasy football league, according to last...
