Left-Wingers Hold Massive Campaign Rallies for Right-Wing Party All Around France
PARIS — In what political analysts are calling one of the most effective grassroots operations of the 2027 campaign cycle,...
Year: 2026
QUIZ: What Caused This—Nuclear Explosion or Diversity? (France Edition)
France is on fire again. City halls in flames, streets littered with burned cars, looted shops, and the usual “youths”...
Angry French Students Loot Louis Vuitton in Search of More Teachers and Better Schools, Find Neither
PARIS — A group of French students entered a Louis Vuitton store on the Champs-Élysées yesterday and began removing merchandise,...
Immigrants Issue Heartfelt Thanks to France for Its Inclusivity by Burning It to the Ground
PARIS — In what officials are calling a powerful testament to successful integration, large groups of recent arrivals have begun...
“Un-Named Source” Gets Prime-Time Show On MSNOW
NEW YORK — MSNOW announced Tuesday that it has hired “Un-Named Source” to host a new prime-time program, following the...
Influencer Demands Men Around Her Stop Looking at Her While She Films Video in Public for Followers
In a groundbreaking act of cognitive dissonance, fitness influencer @GluteGoddess69 has issued a stern public demand: strangers must immediately stop...
Trump Taps Literal Gas Light to Replace White House Press Secretary
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump on Friday selected a literal gas light to replace Katie Zacharia as White House press...
Ilhan Omar Spotted Fleeing United States in White Ford Bronco Driven by Brother-Husband
In a scene that struck many observers as both familiar and entirely expected, Representative Ilhan Omar was reportedly seen late...
Liberal Takes Break From Telling Sydney Sweeney to Put More Clothes On to Slam Shane Gillis for Telling Women to Put More Clothes On
In a rare moment of consistency interruption, progressive commentators who have spent recent months urging actress Sydney Sweeney to “put...
Miss United Kingdom Adds ‘Best Burka’ Segment to 2027 Pageant
LONDON — Organisers of the Miss United Kingdom beauty pageant announced Thursday that the competition will introduce a new judged...
