AZ Candidate Claims Two White Nigerians Attacked Her, Shouted ‘This Is MAGA Country!’
PHOENIX — Arizona Democratic congressional candidate Bernadette Greene-Placentia said Thursday that she had been raped two months ago by two...
Year: 2026
AOC: Republicans Are Trying to Rig Elections by Only Allowing US Citizens to Vote!
In a blatant attempt to rig our elections and silence the voices that truly built this nation, Republicans are once...
Des Moines Woman Says She Discovered Miraculous Candy Corn
DES MOINES — A woman in central Iowa reported Thursday that a piece of candy corn in a newly opened...
BREAKING: Iran Cancels Plans to Attack California because Gavin Newsom Already Destroyed It
TEHRAN — Iranian military planners have formally shelved a long-rumored operation targeting California after an internal review concluded the mission...
After Weeks in Hiding, James Talarico Emerges as a Black Woman Jamie Talarica to Boost Senate Bid
Austin, TX — After two weeks in seclusion, Texas State Representative James Talarico has emerged to announce that he is...
Russian Health Minister Antonsky Fauchinsky Confirms Pneumonic Plague Originated Naturally in Bats Before Jumping to Humans
MOSCOW — Russian Health Minister Dr. Anton Fauchinsky confirmed Wednesday that the recent case of pneumonic plague almost certainly originated...
WOOPS: Plague Factory Worker Accidentally Starts Deadly Pandemic Right Before Midterms
MOSCOW — A mid-level technician at the remote Siberian Strategic Pathogen Production Complex, more commonly known among staff as the...
Democrats Urge Voters to Vote for Them So Gas Prices Will Come Down Like they are in Blue States
WASHINGTON — In a series of carefully worded statements this week, Democratic leaders and campaign surrogates encouraged Americans to vote...
Climate Change Causing Fires All Across France, Experts Confirm
PARIS — CNN reported Monday that the immigrant riots now entering their second week across several French cities are being...
Biblical Scholars Now Conclude that Judas’s 30 Pieces of Silver Were Supplied by USAID
JERUSALEM — A consortium of biblical historians and institutional-funding analysts announced Monday that the thirty pieces of silver paid to...
